// CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN NOTHING
I$KBETS
SE stack printing green with Johan's Intrum +6.8% and Oskar's SES +10% — then US opened and absolutely rekt the gang's tech bags.
// CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN NOTHING
FRIEND LEADERBOARD
// CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN NOTHING
// NO NEWS IS NO NEWS
// FLATLINING. CHECK PULSE.
// NO NEWS IS NO NEWS
// FLATLINING. CHECK PULSE.
// NO NEWS IS NO NEWS
// CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN NOTHING
// PAINT DRYING, TICKER EDITION
// FLATLINING. CHECK PULSE.
// THE MARKET FORGOT THIS ONE EXISTS (ERIC)
// CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN NOTHING
// PAINT DRYING, TICKER EDITION
// THE MARKET FORGOT THIS ONE EXISTS (JOHAN)
// THE MARKET FORGOT THIS ONE EXISTS (CHRIS)
// THE MARKET FORGOT THIS ONE EXISTS (ERIC)
// THE MARKET FORGOT THIS ONE EXISTS (ERIC)
// NO NEWS IS NO NEWS
// CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN NOTHING
// THE MARKET FORGOT THIS ONE EXISTS (OSKAR)
// PAINT DRYING, TICKER EDITION
“MSTR rekt — leveraged BTC bag working both ways today”
“the gang's IonQ rekt — multi-bag-or-zero leaning zero today”
“Johan's D-Wave rekt — speculative quantum doing speculative things”
“Johan's Palantir rekt — multiple compression hurting the heavy bag”
“Chris's Datadog rekt — boring-reliable broke briefly”
“Chris's Cloudflare rekt — high-multiple gravity hurting”
“Oskar's Definium rekt — pre-revenue biotech doing pre-revenue things”
“AMD rekt — perpetual challenger remembered as second”
“COIN rekt — BTC drag pulling the exchange down”
“Chris's Shopify slipping, consumer spending wobble”
“GME slipping, brick-and-mortar reality leaking through”
“Johan's Joby slipping, FAA timeline doubts”
“the gang's Alphabet slipping, AI threat narrative resurfacing”
“TSLA slipping, delivery doubts surfacing”
“Chris's Reddit slipping, DAU growth questions resurface”
“NVDA slipping, AI hype cooling slightly”