GREED IS GOODINVE B-0.16% DIAMOND HANDSVOLV B-0.31% TO THE MOONSWED A-0.62% STONKS ONLY GO UPSHB B-0.19% BUY HIGH SELL LOWATCO B-0.58% PRINTER GO BRRRHM B-1.44% THIS IS THE WAYDOM+1.79% APES TOGETHER STRONGBINV+3.76% BTFDTHULE+1.91% LFGCAST+0.08% MONEY NEVER SLEEPSNIBE B-0.98% BAGHOLDER NATIONDICOT+5.09% TENDIES INCOMINGVPLAY B+3.78% YOLOINTRUM-13.81%HACK+3.69%BETS B-0.96%LUND B-0.96%LATO B-1.83%SES-5.10%NVDA+2.67%TSLA+3.50%GME-0.22%PLTR-3.96%AMD+0.53%COIN-3.14%MSTR-2.44%SHOP-4.19%NET+2.38%KLAR-3.75%QBTS-3.89%GOOG+3.63%DDOG+0.72%DFTX+4.63%JOBY+6.20%IONQ-0.84% GREED IS GOODINVE B-0.16% DIAMOND HANDSVOLV B-0.31% TO THE MOONSWED A-0.62% STONKS ONLY GO UPSHB B-0.19% BUY HIGH SELL LOWATCO B-0.58% PRINTER GO BRRRHM B-1.44% THIS IS THE WAYDOM+1.79% APES TOGETHER STRONGBINV+3.76% BTFDTHULE+1.91% LFGCAST+0.08% MONEY NEVER SLEEPSNIBE B-0.98% BAGHOLDER NATIONDICOT+5.09% TENDIES INCOMINGVPLAY B+3.78% YOLOINTRUM-13.81%HACK+3.69%BETS B-0.96%LUND B-0.96%LATO B-1.83%SES-5.10%NVDA+2.67%TSLA+3.50%GME-0.22%PLTR-3.96%AMD+0.53%COIN-3.14%MSTR-2.44%SHOP-4.19%NET+2.38%KLAR-3.75%QBTS-3.89%GOOG+3.63%DDOG+0.72%DFTX+4.63%JOBY+6.20%IONQ-0.84%

I$KBETS

SYNCING MARKETS…
The syndicate is split today: Johan's getting absolutely worked (Intrum -22% WTD, PLTR and QBTS bleeding live) while the US tech side pumps with TSLA, GOOG, and IONQ's quantum week keeping Chris and Johan's quantum bag in the green.
Dicot Pharma
DICOT
🚀 TO THE MOON
0.2600SEK
+0.01 (+5.09%)
Definium Therapeutics
DFTX
📈 BULLISH AF
22.14USD
+0.98 (+4.63%)

Oskar's Definium +4.4% today, degenerate biotech bag #2 actually breathing

Viaplay Group B
VPLAY B
📈 BULLISH AF
1.43SEK
+0.05 (+3.78%)
BioInvent
BINV
📈 BULLISH AF
22.05SEK
+0.80 (+3.76%)
Hacksaw Gaming
HACK
📈 BULLISH AF
77.25SEK
+2.75 (+3.69%)
Alphabet
GOOG
📈 BULLISH AF
397.75USD
+13.93 (+3.63%)

The gang's Alphabet +3.56% today, Gemini finally defending the search moat

Cloudflare
NET
📈 BULLISH AF
191.24USD
+4.45 (+2.38%)
Thule Group
THULE
💎 DIAMOND HANDS
234.40SEK
+4.40 (+1.91%)
Dometic Group
DOM
💎 DIAMOND HANDS
33.04SEK
+0.58 (+1.79%)
Datadog
DDOG
💎 DIAMOND HANDS
201.37USD
+1.43 (+0.72%)
Investor B
INVE B
365.50SEK
-0.60 (-0.16%)

Three apes' Wallenberg holdco flat on the week — slow grind, old money stays old money

Handelsbanken B
SHB B
214.00SEK
-0.40 (-0.19%)
Swedbank A
SWED A
⚠️ TURBULENCE
319.70SEK
-2.00 (-0.62%)
IonQ
IONQ
⚠️ TURBULENCE
55.40USD
-0.47 (-0.84%)

Two degens up +13.77% on the week — trapped ions printing quantum tendies, Microsoft-aligned moon mission loading

Betsson B
BETS B
⚠️ TURBULENCE
87.80SEK
-0.85 (-0.96%)
Lundbergs B
LUND B
⚠️ TURBULENCE
517.50SEK
-5.00 (-0.96%)
Nibe Industrier B
NIBE B
⚠️ TURBULENCE
41.62SEK
-0.41 (-0.98%)
Latour B
LATO B
⚠️ TURBULENCE
193.60SEK
-3.60 (-1.83%)
Klarna Group
KLAR
📉 GET REKT
13.60USD
-0.53 (-3.75%)

Chris's Klarna -2.83% right now, Swedish BNPL IPO honeymoon already over

D-Wave Quantum
QBTS
📉 GET REKT
21.48USD
-0.87 (-3.89%)

Johan's D-Wave -3.85% today, annealing approach getting quantum-rekt while IONQ moons

Palantir
PLTR
📉 GET REKT
130.62USD
-5.38 (-3.96%)

Johan's Palantir -3.26% today, Karp's philosophy degree can't stop the bleeding

Shopify
SHOP
📉 GET REKT
95.66USD
-4.18 (-4.19%)

Chris's Shopify -2.85% today, merchant dreams getting paper-handed by the market

Scandinavian Enviro Systems
SES
💀 LIQUIDATED
0.1860SEK
-0.01 (-5.10%)
Tesla
TSLA
📈 BULLISH AF
448.61USD
+15.16 (+3.50%)

Tesla +3.7% right now, Elon cult firing up the printer again

Nvidia
NVDA
📈 BULLISH AF
226.67USD
+5.89 (+2.67%)
AMD
AMD
💎 DIAMOND HANDS
450.68USD
+2.39 (+0.53%)
Castellum
CAST
123.10SEK
+0.10 (+0.08%)
GameStop
GME
22.32USD
-0.05 (-0.22%)
Volvo B
VOLV B
318.00SEK
-1.00 (-0.31%)
Atlas Copco B
ATCO B
⚠️ TURBULENCE
154.20SEK
-0.90 (-0.58%)
H&M B
HM B
⚠️ TURBULENCE
157.20SEK
-2.30 (-1.44%)
MicroStrategy
MSTR
📉 GET REKT
179.92USD
-4.50 (-2.44%)
Coinbase
COIN
📉 GET REKT
201.12USD
-6.52 (-3.14%)

Coinbase -3.05% right now, crypto sentiment going limp mid-session